Please introduce yourself: Rock star Klavier Gavin! Maybe you've heard of me, ja?
Tell us a little bit about your family here: Fräulein Skye is my assistant. She does whatever I need her to do. That's how we roll, baby!
What kind of work do you do here in the village? Consider me your local bard. Achtung! I'll lock the rain clouds of your mind away -- don't worry, hard time is what they'll pay!